WHEN I’M WAITING ON HOLD TO FIND OUT IF A PRODUCT IS GLUTEN FREE:
WHEN I CAN’T REMEMBER IF I LEFT MY GLUTEN-FREE WAFFLES OUT:
WHENEVER SOMEONE TELLS ME ABOUT ANOTHER PERSON THEY KNOW WITH A GLUTEN THING:
WHEN A VEGETARIAN GOES GLUTEN FREE:
WHEN I WAKE UP AFTER DREAMING ABOUT EATING BREAD:
WHEN I CORRECT PEOPLE WHO CALL MY CELIAC A GLUTEN ALLERGY:
WHEN I TELL PEOPLE I CAN’T DRINK BEER BUT STILL HAVE FUN AT PARTIES ANYWAY:
WHEN GLUTEN COMES UP IN CONVERSATION AND I TRY TO DIVERT THE ATTENTION AWAY FROM MYSELF:
I have celiac disease.
